Last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
(Source: densityschild, via 87daysbefore)
Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.